what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What comes after 69? 70

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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