KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...