A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Black people having a Job.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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