What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

copy me and i will kill you

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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