- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What's the new green? Green

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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