what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Women's Rights..

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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