- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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