What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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