- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

a man checks his mypsace

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!