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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What's big and messy? A big mess

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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