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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.