What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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