- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

a black guy walks into a black bar

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

eoin burgin is fat

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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