- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.