- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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