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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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