Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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