- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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