- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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