I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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