A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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