- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Michael Brown

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

whats my name? Matt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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