The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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