What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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This is not a joke.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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