Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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