- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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