- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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