- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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