What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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silver bullet?

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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