- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

spell backwards: taco cat

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt