DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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