- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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