- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

whats my name? Matt

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Michael Brown

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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