- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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