- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

tommy is retared

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Maths.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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