Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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