Did u know that 10/10 people die?

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Your mom is so nice.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Oh s***

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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