What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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