- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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