whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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