What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What is the difference?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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