- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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