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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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