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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Where's my tractor?

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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