- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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