- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Once upon a time a was born

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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