Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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What is life? Paul.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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