- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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