What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What is your bill about? Clinton

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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