the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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