- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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