- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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