why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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