- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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