- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

eoin burgin is fat

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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