- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

The american education system.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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