- Anti Joke

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Christ is a conspiracy

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Sam Hengal.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.