What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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