What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Anti Joke

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