- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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