- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

I used to know what alzheimers was

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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