today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

pobody's nerfect

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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