- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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